So. You want to know about me do you? Well you'd better be sure, cause once you get inside
my head baby, there's no turning back! Anyways, here's all about the man behind the Duck.
The Story Of The Duck
I'm sure there's lots of you out there who can't help but wonder, "Where the hell did you
get a name like Kamikaze Duck?!" Well, it's a valid question, afterall a name like Kamikaze
Duck is not something you see everyday (unless you come here everyday). So here's all about how
the Duck came to be....
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way, I had an uncle. His name was Don. Uncle Don. A cool
old guy he was. About 10 years ago, his favorite thing to do back in those days was to fiddle
around with his old Commodor 64. He got so good at it he could even write programs! He wrote
several games including, Desert Duel, Commodor Poker, and Kamikaze Duck. Kamikaze Duck was a
game where you were a fisherman and you were in a boat. In this boat you had a net, and the
object of the game was to catch the Kamikaze Ducks that would fly down at you before they hit
the water! It wasn't all that cool of a game. I liked Desert Duel better, but the bottom
line is that I thought the name Kamikaze Duck was the coolest thing I'd ever heard! So I took
that name and made it into a handle, and thus, the Duck was born.
Now you know all about how the Duck came to be. And, "Well," said the turtle, "now you know."
The Man Behind The Duck
Real Name: Wouldn't you like to know!
Age: 18
Height: 5'11
Weight: 143 lbs.
Occupation: Amateur Actor
Hobbies: Collecting Gargoyles Fan Art / AD&D Role-player / AD&D Dungeon Master / Computers
Location: [email protected]
Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, 79
Computer Type: TowerZilla (self-built)
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Quote: "Someone is practicing, and he'll beat you."
Favorite Console Game: Chrono Trigger
Favorite Computer Game: The Scourge Of Armagon / Hexen

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